Press Statement

Yes I am fully aware that a school building has collapsed but what are you people complaining about? Is that anything special? Let me get the ISO standard answer.

Shouldn’t you all be glad that no one was injured; except maybe a few lizards. No I am not going to resign over such a trivial matter.
If you are too upset, go jump into a lake and cool off. Then we may be able to have a better conversation.

Now if consider this single incident with respect to tolled highways and the use of bullock carts, if you don’t want school buildings that can collapse, we may have to revert to attap- roof shacks.

We can save money with such buildings as they are much cooler. Don’t ask me who is the building contractor. I am trying to find out myself. God alone knows how many other schools the company has constructed.

Sorry lah but that’s not in my jurisdiction. My usual excuse is to blame God. Maybe it rained heavy water or it’s the after effect of Hurricane Katrina.

End of statement.