Name the Bridge Contest?

Get your creative juices flowing!
Since we are spending more than one billion ringgit to get water to flow under the to-be-demolished Causeway, perhaps an interesting name for the bridge would entice more tourists to visit Malaysia.

How about the following names:

M's Great Folly Bridge
Crooked M Bridge
Great Crooked Bridge
White Elephant Bridge
Crooked Welcome to Malaysia Bridge

What else can you think of?



photo: Penang bridge from Malaysiakini