No Sex Please, We’re Malaysians

Sometimes you have to take survey results with more than a pinch of salt.

No I did not take part in the survey but the results put Malaysians way down the list as far as sexual activity is concerned.

At the reported average of 2.6 times a month, we are almost in the same category as some isolated monks! If you accept the concept of “practice makes perfect” I wonder how some can claim they opt for quality instead of quantity.
It would be interesting to discover how their partners rate their “quality” performance.

Such survey reports should be banned by the authorities as many would-be tourists would be put off if they realise that most Malaysians practice abstinence insofar as sex activities are concerned.

Who want to visit a country where the chance of chance encounters is practically zero?
So why do we read so many reports of rapes and incest? That appears to be a growth industry as local authorities try to curb affectionate displays like hugging, kissing and holding hands.

Maybe our fashion gurus are trying to reverse the trend with clothes for the masses designed to display oodles of noodles with our women exposing so much fat in their tummy regions.

Some women are even so bold you can see their colourful panties above their drooping jeans. Of course some law makers want to arrest them for indecent exposure. But some ladies dress as if they do not own a mirror at home.

So guys don’t just enjoy the scene. Make your move but please learn how to woo those ladies properly.

If you carry on at this rate Malaysians could become extinct!

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