A Puzzle for You

Read these stories.

If both the stories are correct, both were able to eject (no not ejaculate) and also both were trapped in their seats.

I did not know that you can eject safely from a plane that has landed. Anyone care to enlighten me on this interesting procedure?

We have had many mishaps with trainers and helicopters but so far very little info has come out of the inquiries. Is the situation really that bad for maintenance?

I wish both men a speedy recovery.

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